somethingworthbitchingabout.

Because I know not enough people are going to click that last link:

“Fat lady

ur so fat
and ur so lazy
u eat bad food at Burger King
poisoning ur body.

Standing behind u in line at Burger King
I can’t believe how fat u r.
Jesus Christ
Ur so lazy

U probably got fat
because ur so lazy
(maybe u have chronic fatigue syndrome
or recently had surgery to repair ur knee/ankle)
probs not, tho

LOLing hard @ u
ur fat
Kinda like Chris Farley,
except ur not funny
ur just sad

h8 u
because u represent everything that is wrong with America
U mother fucker
Ur so lazy
u probably have lazy kids on food stamps
feeding them fast food
diabetes

OMG
I h8 u soo much
Srsly… u can’t even stand up?
Jesus Christ, get some exercise
U don’t need to be at BK
eating a triple cheeseburger

Gonna take out my camera
and take a picture of u
because u r a funnie meme
gonna share u on the internet
make ur fat ass go viral
because people on the internet will ‘get’ why this is funny

Glad I live on the internet
and not in Middle America
So I can share content with my friends
instead of eating myself 2 death

Dear lord
ur so lazy
i wish I could share u with u
so u could see what I see
and why u r such a funny, sad meme

Still LOLING @ U
because can’t even stand up 2 wait in line
sorta wish there was just a trough of slop 4 u
to put ur snout in
oink oink
BurgerKingwave
Fast food Nation
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Eating myself 2 death
BURGERKING
CHICKEN TENDER FRIES
Happy Meal
McDonalds
Wendy’s

Still kinda loling @ how lazy that lady is
pulling up a chair
waiting in line
ur such a fat meme. hehe

Maybe u can’t say in the Burger King Kids Club forever
cuz if u eat Burger King or every meal,
u will just get mad fat
then get diabetes
then die 4evr”

~A wise man, 2010

This is probably my favorite post in a while »